jonhegbert:

wow, dave can’t take a joke. 

and his previous guides said he was funny and pretty cool.

lies, that was all lies.

whatever

my relationship with my guide so far
strider: drink
john: drink
do u want drink
cold drink
hot drink
strider: no hot drinks are the devils drink
repent
john: i like hot drinks
strider: GASP

i just walked into the end of my bed

bruises man bruises EVERYWHERE